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Grima's Cum Rag: A LOTR..um, thing
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We are a creative slash community.

BAD : 'Legolas came all over Aragorn's face.... Fah, you can get that anywhere.

MAYBE: 'Saruman leered up at Gandalf. "I want you to piss in my eyes." he said.' ... That is just fucking gross. We like gross but we're not sure if that quite cuts it.

GOOD: We here at this ye olde slash community prefer things like pictures with slashy captions, home made videos using LOTR action figures, random silly slash....and um, things that aren't the fucking usual LOTR slash. Well-written LOTR slash is also accepted because THAT is very rare.
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